Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012

Are you kidding me?

We had to LOWER the entrance requirements so substandard "students" could get into college, and now we have to forgive their student loans?

Pardon my French, but get the f*** out of here.

I have an idea, Fed- why don't you forgive ALL of our debt, then we can all just live like a bunch of freeloaders, shitting all over ourselves and everyone else because everything we have will then have been given to us instead of earned and consequently mean nothing to us either?

This is the United States of America, you you you low-lives! Get a f*****g job! Not enough? GET TWO JOBS, you stinking freeloaders!

And you know what, kids? Not everyone can be a professional athlete, or a rockstar, or an astronaut, OR A STUDENT! It's not your RIGHT to go to college, you chowderheads! It's a privilege for those who are cut out for it! The only right you have here is life, liberty, and the PURSUIT of happiness- which means you have the right to fail as well!

Jesus H. Christ- step up to our culture, don't drag the rest of us down to yours.

Sorry for the rant, but hey, pay off my debts while you're at it!


© Ray Cattie