Bigfoot Found

AP- Delaware County, PA

The clearest picture

to date of the legendary

"Bigfoot" has been

taken-- suprisingly--

in the Delaware County

area. An amateur

photographer, who

wishes to remain

anonymous at this

time, has submitted

the following photograph

to Ray's Rhetoris:

"It almost looks

like he's posing

for the camera,"

a surprised editor

Ray Cattie said

after seeing the

startling image

for the first time.

Other members of the

'Rhetoric staff

swear the beast

"...looks familiar."

© Ray Cattie